I received these from a priest friend of mine. For those of us in the church world, this is funny because they are really the reasons we hear for not attending church. Enjoy!
12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events
~ Every time I went, they asked me for money.
~ The people I had to sit by didn’t seem very friendly.
~ The seats were too hard and not comfortable at all.
~ The coach never came to call on me.
~ The referee made a decision with which I could not agree.
~ I was sitting with some hypocrites — they came only to see what others were wearing.
~ Some games went into overtime, and I was late getting home.
~ The band played some numbers that I had never heard before.
~ The games are scheduled when I want to do other things.
~ My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.
~ Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches anyhow.
~ I don’t want to take my children, because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.