Reasons for not attending sporting events…


I received these from a priest friend of mine. For those of us in the church world, this is funny because they are really the reasons we hear for not attending church. Enjoy!

12 Reasons I Stopped Attending Sports Events

~ Every time I went, they asked me for money.

~ The people I had to sit by didn’t seem very friendly.

~ The seats were too hard and not comfortable at all.

~ The coach never came to call on me.

~ The referee made a decision with which I could not agree.

~ I was sitting with some hypocrites — they came only to see what others were wearing.

~ Some games went into overtime, and I was late getting home.

~ The band played some numbers that I had never heard before.

~ The games are scheduled when I want to do other things.

~ My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up.

~ Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches anyhow.

~ I don’t want to take my children, because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.

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